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| Ugh, it's Monday. Normally, I'm full of pure hatred for Mondays. I mean, who doesn't hate Mondays? They're long, they come after the great weekend, and they mean you have to go back to work. Sickening. But today, I'm sick! I'm home sick from work! WEEEEEE. It feels like Christmas, except on a Monday. Does Christmas ever fall on a Monday? Anyway.. I know you're not here to hear me spout off stuff about the days of the week. You wanna know about Background Check!! And people records. Consider it done. | | |
| It's Wednesday again, guys! Possibly my most fav day in the entire world lately. I dunno. I know a lot of people recognize it, they call it Hump Day or whatever, but I think it's more than that. It's... magical. The sun seems brighter, the birds chirp more loudly, and the squirrels are extra scampery. I'm weird, I know. You don't have to tell me! So yeah, Wednseday FTW!! Okay, you've probably stopped reading by now, so go ahead and read about the cheap swimsuit since summer is coming soon. Keep reading though if you want to find a person.. trust me! I can really find person. Okay, gonna go enjoy my Wednesday. See ya. | | |
| Tuesdays are pretty blah days. They're not great like Fridays or Wednesdays (which are only great because they are close to Friday). Tuesdays are just like....you've made it through Monday only to reach Tuesday. No! Oh well, I'm pretty good at entertaining myself with person search. I don't know why but I happen to be very, very good at finding people. If you need to find people, just let me know. I am all over it, trust me. Here's another thing I'm all over: how to become a paparazzi.Step by step instructions! Neat!
I think I could be a great paparazzi, as I said I am really good at finding people, even people that don't want to be found. All I need is a camera and I'm on my way. Every day will be Friday then! Watch this space, I'll let you know how it goes.
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| Well, it's not Friday, so I'm a little bit disappointed. It is Wednesday, though, which means that Friday is coming up pretty soon. Actually, in two days! Hey...I didn't even think of it like that. See, it's cool cause I can usually spin anything to my advantage and make myself feel better. It's a good skill to have cause without it, I'd be left high and dry and unhappy. And if I'm unhappy, I can't make good on my favorite pastime and just go online and find a person. And then I just get even sadder, which is no good. If I'm sad, I can't locate a person to save my life. And I don't know about you, but we hate it when I can't do what I want. I'm gonna go and grab the best multivitamins money can buy. | | |
| Yay, I am finally here on a Friday, which means I am in a stellar mood today. I find people to be in much better moods on Fridays, and even Thursdays because there is the promise of Friday. Background check criminals, and see if any of them committed a crime on a Friday. Probably not. I also find people to think I am crazy for being obsessed with the days, but I really don't care one bit. Everyone has their thing. Ya know? I just want to find my origin of the obsession. It must go back to something that happened in childhood...right?
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